ugh
breathe carolina’s new song hit and run is so so so good
it’s just
wow
they better fucken play this at warped because
yeah 

sometimes i like to pick up my cat and use her tail as a machine gun
complete with sound effects
but she’s preggs right now so i don’t cause i don’t want to abort her children
but after those suckers pop out
it’s machine gun time 

meh
she kind of acts like if i want a friendship with her then i should ask her to hang out more and stuff
but then she also never asks me to hang out
except when she needs somewhere to go 
why do I have to be the one who initiates this friendship
a friendship is two people 
so why do i always have to be the one that does all the work
eh i’m kinda over it
i’m just gonna do my thing 

so i was watching thor earlier
and honestly, i kinda didn’t like it
because i completely get loki
like, all he wanted was some respect and to be as loved and admired as thor was
and so he rebelled because he wanted some attention too
everyone was too obsessed with themselves and thor to really notice him
and then once he rebelled
they all are like “raagghh you’re an evil super villain let’s go get thor and try to defeat you, you’ve been a bad egg from the start”
poor loki
i understand you my love